if you’re ever feeling overdramatic just remember that zelda fitzgerald once threw herself down a flight of marble stairs at a party because her husband was talking to someone else
(via tomanii)
My name is Shante.
• My Things
• Things I Love
• Talk Dirty To Me ;)
• Show Me Yo Titties ;) Heaven Can Wait
• My Things
• Things I Love
• Talk Dirty To Me ;)
• Show Me Yo Titties ;) Heaven Can Wait
“I hate this little town. It’s so small, too small. Everything about it is small. The people here have small ideas. Small dreams. They all want to marry each other and live forever…I want to leave as soon as I can. I think I was born with a suitcase.”
— The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie (via alve-us)
(Source: southernjentry, via alve-us)
“I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.”
— Tablo (via bearnaked)
I can never tell if I’m the biggest asshole to exist or a huge sweetheart because some people I care immensely about and would drop everything for them and other people I could punch in the eye for just speaking.
“Needs to start fresh.”
“Nothin’ like a little cocaine at 2am to help you sleep! ;)”
I don’t know what to do.
When the only person you need, the only person who can help you.. can’t be there for you anymore.
That moment when you realize you just fucked to the Zelda theme song.
| Me: | If you could have a sex tape with any celebrity who would it be? |
| Tommy: | (No hesitation) Mel Gibson |
“I’m a simple woman, I like handsome bearded brunette men and breakfast food.”
—
Channeling Ron Swanson for life
(via theartoftranquility)
(Source: thatkindofwoman, via theblissofdeath)
